Worst Jokes Ever
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Rajdeep
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.