Worst Jokes Ever

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

I did not.

What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?

Two-ply!

What is playing with you?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

Capital Of San Marino?

I love Hebrew John!

I love you, Hebrew John.

"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."

Bald Eagle.

Mustard

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Robert Scott is a NumNut.