Worst Jokes Ever

Like if you know what ashes are.

What kind of dogs do miners like best?

Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

I miss playing baseball.

Have a great year!

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Shush, you schmuck! Please read!

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Have a good summer!

Have a great day today!

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

Two urchins, L. H. A. B.

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.