Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Pooooooooooop!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.