Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Oliver
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.