Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
You're gay, Amon.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You're a fat poop poop!
Hi person reading this.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.