Worst Jokes Ever
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Fart <3
"I will Always Love You!"
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.