Worst Jokes Ever

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?

Splattered.

Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!"

They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

Want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it’s too terrible.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.

I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

I love myself.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Hi huuuuuy.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.

Who?