Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
I'm Priya.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Biden 2020.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.