Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!