Worst Jokes Ever
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Clarissa is here with us.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Hi Eric Le!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Hi Ethan!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.