Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!