Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Delivery

    • A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

    Plane

    • What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

    A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

  • 3

    • Secret

    • At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

    Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

    Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

  • 5

    • Cancer

    • Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

    Dog

    • I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.