Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Orange you glad to see me?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
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Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."