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What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
why did susie fall off the swing
bc she had no arms
‘knock knock’
‘whos there‘
‘not susie!‘
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What's up with airline food?
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Me say crack my finger My hubby crack my finger Now say it backwards
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
