Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldnāt stand for anything.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
Why couldnāt the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelĆ³n.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
How does NASA organise a party?
They āPLANETā.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Amelie is a meanie.