Worst Jokes Ever
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?