Worst Jokes Ever
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Hi, I'm a name.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.