Worst Jokes Ever
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Lick my BALLS!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Orphans have no home.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails