Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I sit because I can't stand you.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Super Mario.
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Wahoo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.