Worst Jokes Ever
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!