Worst Jokes Ever
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
My mom told me that drugs are my enemies... But Jesus said to love my enemies.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!