Worst Jokes Ever
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Murueurx.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.