Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dad

  • Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

    Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

    Skinny

  • Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

    My friend: Chunky dunks.

  • 6
  • Orphan

  • I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

  • 3
  • People

  • "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

  • 2