Worst Jokes Ever
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
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What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
This is a joke. Laugh!
Rape is not a joke.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Biden
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?