Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
It's snot fair!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.