Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Slob on my knob.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...