Worst Jokes Ever
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
The sun is fire.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I smell like skunk.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣