Worst Jokes Ever

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

She was too young.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

These are all racist. 😂

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?

Because he was between 9 11.

I have a big cock.