Worst Jokes Ever
I'm stumped.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
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Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Chicken