Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.