Worst Jokes Ever
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Hi, I'm a name.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.