Worst Jokes Ever
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
12345678910 w =0 w
89 cows = 0 cows.
What is a cow?