Worst Jokes Ever
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
I go beep like a Jeep.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
Ramsey Bevan
I love orphans. They're precious.