Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
You should always be happy about family and love.
kapteyn = captain
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.