Worst Jokes Ever
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Mom! (DYM 7)
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!