Worst Jokes Ever

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

Sneed feed seed.

Formerly Chuck's!

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home.

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.

Hi, I'm a name.

Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.