Worst Jokes Ever
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
This website is a joke.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.