Worst Jokes Ever

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As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.

It left him hanging.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.