Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
wanna hear a short joke? well duh I mean that's why you're on here.... well hear one... My Life
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Can I die?
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Apple
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
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