Worst Jokes Ever
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
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Little Johnny's dead!