Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Don't do gay jokes, come on guys.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
