Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Digga D?
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
How many feet are in feet?
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.