Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!