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One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
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What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.