Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

WWG1WGA.

Trump 2024!

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!