Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...

Man, I love working at an orphanage.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost the case.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...