Worst Jokes Ever
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Mom!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.