Worst Jokes Ever
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Yeestt?
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.