Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Doin (DYM 20).
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
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Hi meccool.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.