Worst Jokes Ever
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Mom!
I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!