Worst Jokes Ever
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Doin (DYM 15).
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."