Worst Jokes Ever
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"