Worst Jokes Ever
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Your (DYM 36).
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Dead.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Dababy
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.