Worst Jokes Ever
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Heyy.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen