Worst Jokes Ever

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Why you always in a mood?

How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.