Worst Jokes Ever
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
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Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
How was your day, Freshfry?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Mom! (DYM 48)
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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