Worst Jokes Ever

Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.

Why can't two Asians have a white kid?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

We (DYM 25).

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

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Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

BLM British Lives Matter.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!