Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

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#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

My therapist said time heals all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait...

You (DYM 53).

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Jokes for the family to enjoy.

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

What’s the speed limit in bed?

It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.