Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
was (DYM 62).
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
You were born out of your dad.
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What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.