Worst Jokes Ever

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?

A: Coca Koala.

What is a pup's favorite pizza?

Pupperoni

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

I (DYM 61).

My friend, what's up?

Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?