Worst Jokes Ever
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
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"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.