Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Bullets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.