Worst Jokes Ever
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
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Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
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Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"