Worst Jokes Ever
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
picking (DYM 74)
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.