Worst Jokes Ever
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Mom!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.