Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Finger

    • Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

    Uncle

    • Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

    Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

    Horse

    • Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...

    Would you help him jack off the horse?

    Water

    • What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

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    • Nun

    • A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

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    • Wife

    • Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

    Pope

    • 😫 😂 😑 🤔 😳 😬 😑 🙄

    🥴 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

    🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸🍸 🍸 🍸 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷 🍷🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴

    🐴 🐴 🐴 🐴

    Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜

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    • Shooter

    • Why do school shooters have the best shots?

    They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂