Worst Jokes Ever
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why don't heterosexual π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ suck a π because π π π π π π π tastes like π?
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Penis β β β π³
inside πΉ πΉ restroom
equals π π π π inside
glory π³
Glory π³ equals π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ π¨ bonding.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. Thatβs why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldnβt really land well.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."