Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Yo mama is so fat she had to snap his finger twice
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because its sitting in the AC.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped
Stop the orphan jokes!
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
whats red and shaped like a bucket? Trisha Paytas
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
What do you call a blind German: A Nazi
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
mom! (DYM 37)
I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
