Worst Jokes Ever
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
frshfry we need to talk now!
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Mom!
BLM.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Suicide
Jesus.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.