Worst Jokes Ever
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Alya and freshfry talking.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?