yo mama cheeks are red idk why
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Doin (DYM 45)
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
I took my mother in law out today...
I love being a sniper...
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
