Worst Jokes Ever

Your (DYM 76).

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

Owo

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

Woah, nice cock.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

It's cavers.

I got one of those.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

Josh is chubby.