Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
Stop orphan jokes!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Alya is so retarded.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
