Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Haha, you just saw sex!
There is one rapist among us.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I am Cummer.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
BBNBHD.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
U die from robot bite.