Worst Jokes Ever
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
Google is butt.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Eat my ass!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.