Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.